That's What They Said

Who said what, and how much, in your favourite shows?

Ever wondered how many times Ross and Rachel said they ‘were on a break’? Or how often the iconic phrase ‘That’s what she said’ is used in The Office?

Well, wonder no more.

We’ve studied 1473 scripts from seven popular TV shows in the UK and US, to see how often the most popular catchphrases are mentioned. So, if you want to know how often Homer says ‘D’oh’, or how many times Morty says ‘wubba-lubba-dub-dub’ take a look below.

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Game of Thrones

Said once by Benjen, Arya, Maester Aemon, Robb, Yoren, Catelyn, Stark Soldier and Mance

Said twice by Ned, Jon and Stannis

Winter is coming 11
All men must die 5 Hodor! 60
You know nothing, Jon Snow 3 King in the north 47 A Lannister always pays their debts 4
Bastard 126 Honor 186 Oath 50 Kingslayer 49 Iron price 4 Valar Morghulis 12 Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons 8


How you doin’? 19 Oh. My. God. 12 We were on a break! 9

The Simpsons


Ay carumba! 168 Don’t have a cow, man 41 Cowabunga 33 Who the hell are you 60 Eat my shorts 67 Get bent 40 I didn’t do it 19


Woo hoo! 1053 D’oh! 116 Why you little... 357 Stupid Flanders 64 I’ll be at Mo’s 14


If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room 7
Excellent 68 Diddily 115 Okily dokily 40 Hi, I’m Troy McClure 19 Smithers 365 Skinner! 68
Clancy! 28 Thank You, come again 23 Oh yeah 19 Duffman 28 Hello, Bart 8

Other notable mentions

South Park

Cartman Screw you guys, I’m going home6
Respect ma authoritah7
I’m not fat!20
Stan/Kyle Oh my God, You killed Kenny!61
You bastards47
Stan/Kyle/Kenny Fatass (at Cartman)150
Chef Hello there, children44
Jimmy What a terrific audience12
Mr. Mackey Mmmkay44
Timmy Timmy!18
Tuong Lu Kim Shitty wok18

Rick & Morty

Rick Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!10
Morty Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!1

The Office

Michael That’s what she said60
Dwight That’s what she said60
Jim That’s what she said60
Eight other characters That’s what she said60
Andy Tuna (to Jim)60
Dwight Calls himself the “Assistant Regional Manager”60
Various Corrected to “Assistant to the Regional Manager”60
Dwight Michael!60
Michael (Is mean to Toby)60

Only Fools & Horses

Del Boy Lovely Jubbly22
You know it makes sense9